• teacher: where's your homework
• me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

• what the box says: serves four
• what it means: serves me